Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 16 - "The Crossroads"

Throwin' hunneds, hunneds.

8 hours ago

Princesses: Long Island Recap, Episode 8 - "Always a Bridesmaid"

Let's talk about the sex we've never had, baby.

The Challenge, Rivals II Recap, Episode 2 - "New Girl"

Emily is about to be really disappointed.

Catfish: The TV Show Recap, Episode 4 - "Lauren & Derek

"You spent how much on a bird bath?!?"

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 15 - "Hold Your Tongue"

19 hours ago

Vicki's gotten her tongue stuck on things, too. During a THREESOME.

10 hours ago

Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 8

"Hahahaha!" (Kill me these people are cray cray)

17 hours ago

Princesses: Long Island Recap, Episode 7 - "Who Are You, The Pope?"

Jeff Hoffman is considering getting married. To a GIRL.

8 hours ago

Catfish: The TV Show Recap, Episode 3 - "Ramon & Paola"

I think that's the first stainless steel appliance we've ever seen on this show.

11 hours ago

The Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 7

Gabbin' with the girls (who all sucked face with the same dude).

12 hours ago

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 14 - "The Cold War"

"Watching a movie" is the new euphemism for sex with two people at the same time.

Princesses: Long Island Recap, Episde 6 - "Coco Loco"

Uh oh, somebody hates Russians...

An Open Letter to Kal Penn - Please Settle This Bet

Catfish: The TV Show Recap, Episode 2 - "Anthony & Marq"

"Who do you think you are, some kind of WAR HERO??"

The Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 6

James's head.

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 13 - "Wedding Dress Stress"

Heather's popularity is rising in homes without premium channels.

Princesses: Long Island Recap, Episode 5 - "Intermenschion"

Erica has polyps in her anus.

Catfish Recap, Episode 1 - "Cassie & Steve"

Study hard, kids, so your friends don't make up fake people to seduce you with.

The Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 5

Bryden doesn't need Des when he's knee deep in Montana snatch.

Princesses: Long Island Recap, Episode 4 - "Mr. Wrongs Don't Make A Right"

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 12 - "Chicks and Salsa"

They call me John.

The Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 3

Brad has almost as much charisma as a dirty gym sock.

Dance Moms Recap, Episode 23 - "Two Girls, One Solo"

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 10 - "Viva Mexico"

Gretchen and Lauren the Horse have A LOT in common.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap, Episode 1 - "Garden State of Emergency"

Horsey Face and Chewbacca, reunited.

Princesses: Long Island Recap, Episode 1 - "You Had Me At Shalom"

Shabbat shalom, go fuck yourself.

The Real World Portland Recap, Episode 10 - "Sins of the Flesh (Eaters)

Bitches all thirsty and junk.

 

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 9 - "Speech Therapy"

That goes WHERE?!?

The Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 1

Desiree's heart and mouth are wide open. 

 

The Real World: Portland Recap, Episode 9 - "Heartbreak Hotel"

This is the Michigan interpretation of "hipster."

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 8 - "Hot In Orange County"

Gretchen's leased Rolls-Royce that Slade "bought" her.

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 7 - "Whines by Wives"

Talkin' 'bout the D-word.

12 hours ago

12 hours ago

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 6 - "A Star Is Reborn?"

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

12 hours ago

12 hours ago

Dance Moms Recap, Episode 18 - "Candy Apples Showdown"

There's no crying in robot dancing.

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 5 - "The Party Is DONE"

Alexis Bellino is on Xanax, and it doesn't seem to be working.

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 4 - "It's My Party and I'll Scream If I Want To"

"Check, please!" Bwahahahaha, good one!

11 hours ago

11 hours ago

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 3 - "Making Up Is Hard To Do"

Man, Denise Richards has NOT aged well.

Millionaire Matchmaker Recap Episode 13 - "The Magnificent Seth Meets Party Marty"

Marty Yacoobian says he's 32. Marty Yacoobian is a liar.

 

 

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 2 - "Evil Eyes and Evil Faces"

Woo hoo!

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 1 - "Bullies and Babies"

 Ron Perlman from Beauty and the Beast preps before the ball...

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 11 - "The Olympian and the Rock Star"

I'm 48 and I must be lone-layay.

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 6 - "The Dancer and the Wrestler"

Arkan-see your junk.

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Hometown Dates

6 hours ago

6 hours ago

Playboy gets told.

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 6

Last time I had a sparkle, it took antibiotics to get rid of it.

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 5 - "Alpha Females"

"Only sluts shave their legs above the knee."

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 5

If Tierra is drama-free, then I'm Miles Davis.

12 hours ago

12 hours ago

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "Revenge of the Replacements"

"Fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty." - Clever American Insult.

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 4

Is that a rattlesnake crawling up Sean's pants, or is he just canoodling with the Iraqi Jamie Lynn Sigler?

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 3 - "A Tale of Two Jimmys"

We want pre-nup. We want pre-nup. Yeah.

Dance Moms, Episode 4 - "Liar Liar Dance Mom on Fire!"

Hoarding: Buried Alive - Abby Lee's garage.

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 3

Sean's like a born-again virgin in a titty store.

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 2 - "Dr. Frankenstein & Mr. Hip Hop"

Barney designs suits?