Thursday, May 23, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 6


Last time I had a sparkle, it took antibiotics to get rid of it.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "Revenge of the Replacements"

"Fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty." - Clever American Insult.


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 4



Is that a rattlesnake crawling up Sean's pants, or is he just canoodling with the Iraqi Jamie Lynn Sigler?

Friday, January 25, 2013

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 3

Sean's like a born-again virgin in a titty store.

Friday, January 11, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 1 - "Wounded Wally and the Mama's Boy"



Patti Stanger is the Benjamin Button of 50-something women who pursue costly youth-sustaining medical procedures.



Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 2 - "Out With The Old, In With The New"

Abby Lee Miller
Abby changes dancers like she changes her underwear - quarterly.



Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 1



Sean Lowe
Asexual Sean does his best non-asexual person impression.



Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 7 - "Oy, Faye!"




Right before master thespian Kyle Richards leans dramatically on the door and sighs heavily.



Monday, December 17, 2012

The Bachelorette - Ashley and JP's Wedding


"If things don't work out, Ash, I'd still fuck you." - Chris Harrison

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 5 - "Girls Gone Ojai'ld"

An adult person who does the splits at parties is offended by the F-word.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 5 - "No Excuse for Excuses"

If Kim's exit means never having to see images like this again, I'm down.



Thursday, November 29, 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Monday, November 19, 2012

Thursday, November 15, 2012

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