The Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 1 - "Stranger Things Have Happened"

They are so totally gonna do it.

 

 

 

Jersey Shore Episode 6 - "The Follow Game"

Snooki finds a new receptacle for her urine.

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes Episode 3 - "Where Did Our Love Go?"

It's not you, it's your open wound and high-risk sexual behavior.

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "''Like Putting Lipstick on a Pig''

Brooke does some weird ass shit that has been referred to as "dancing"

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 6

Jamie gives Ben a little preview of how bad she is in bed.

Jersey Shore, Episode 5 - "Nothing But Nice"

Deena dips her electronic hair products in a tub of water, and is not happy with the results.

 

 

The Challenge: Battle of the Exes Episode 2 - "What's Love Got to Do With It?"

Leroy lets Naomi touch him just this once.

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 5

This is not a real diamond.

Jersey Shore, Episode 4 - "Free Vinny"

Reunited, and it feels so good. But not in a gay way, bro.

 

 

 

The Challenge, Battle of the Exes Episode 1 - "Love is a Battlefield"

Dunbar is fit, fresh, and ready to have honey smeared all over his parts.

Dance Moms, Episode 3 - "Brooke's Turning Point"

Holly Madison lends Maddie her costume from Peepshow!

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 4

Dance Moms, Episode 2 - "Return Of The Candy Apples"

She's back, and rocking smart casual from Talbot's.

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 3

Livin' like a local in San Fran.

Jersey Shore, Episode 2- One Man Down

Mama, can you hear me?

Dance Moms, Episode 1 - "Everyone's Replaceable"

Abby Lee takes first at Boogie Down Greensboro.

The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik - Episode 2

Ben Flajnik takes orders from that bitchy little girl with the dark hair.

Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Episode 5 - "Cats Away, Mice Play"

Nothing says bad-ass bro-weekend like Canada.

Jersey Shore, Episode 1- "Hurricane Situation"

D-d-d-douch-douch uNIT!

Teen Mom 2, Episode 5 - "Home for Christmas"

Worst thing about being poor? Low-quality fake Santa beards.

"The Bachelor", Ben Flajnik - Episode 1

Bitches be blindfoldin'.

The Real World San Diego - Reunion

A treatise on Maria Menounos's alarming lack of journalistic objectivity.

Teen Mom 2, Episode 3 - "Intensive Care"

How many times can Leah say "MRI of her brain" in one episode?

The Real World San Diego Episode 12 - "An End to the Endless Summer" and "The Shit They Should Have Shown"

Best Buddies.

Teen Mom 2, Episode 2 - "Curveball"

We are family. I got my kid, dick ex, and me.

Kourtney and Kim Take New York Episode 3 - "Babies on the Brain"

Happier times.

The Real World San Diego Episode 10 - "Camp Out, Drag Out, Sing Out"

"Livin' in a hotel, with mom and dad and stuff. Yeah yeah yeah." - photo - mtv.com

Teen Mom 2 Episode 1 - "Best Laid Plans"

"Don't worry, baby. We can always live in my car."

The Real World San Diego Episode 9 - "All The Wrong Moves"

Sometimes, love just ain't enough.

I Used to Be Fat Episode 8 - "Janelle"

Janelle just died in Vanessa's arms tonight. For real. She's dead now.

Kim & Kourtney Take New York Episode 1 - "The Honeymoon is Over"

Kris hates living at a free luxury hotel with two beautiful women.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 12 - "The Great Divide"

Taylor's party is so awesome that Stevie Ray Vaughan came back from the dead to attend. photo - bravotv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 8 - "Stolen Show, Stolen Hearts, Stolen Motorcycles"

Priscilla takes a walk with Ron Weasley.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 11 - "Tempest in a Tea Party"

The Real World San Diego Episode 7 - "It's My Party And I'll Bang If I Want To"

I Used to Be Fat Episode 5 - "Sammy"

Say "cheese!" But don't fucking eat any, ever. photo -mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 10 - "Your Face Or Mine"

People pay Psychic Rebecca to paraphrase situations she saw on TV.   photo - bravotv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 6 - "Pride and Prejudice"

Friday Night Reading Lights. photo - mtv.com

I Used to Be Fat Episode 4 - "Latrice"

The Real World San Diego Episode 5 - "Over the Rainbow"

Nothing's sexier than shooting something and watching the blood and guts spill out all over the place. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 3 - "Lindsay"

My dad's a dick, rah rah rah!  - photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "Hair-Razing Arguments And Sticky Situations"

Rorschach my heart.  photo -bravotv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 2 - "Terra"

Trainer Jimi helps Terra's confidence by pretending she is a horse. photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "A Pig Walks Into A Gay Bar..."

Welcome to my Sex Room. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 1 - "Josh"

Josh used to be fat, but now he is skinny with mounds of excess flesh. So... success? photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 6 - "Let the Games Begin"

"I will fucking KILL. YOU." photo-bravotv.com

Real World San Diego Episode 2 - "Danas, Derrieres and Drama"

The life of a bi-sexual man living rent-free on the beach is a tortuous one.  photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 1 - "First Impressions"

This is a lady with ladyparts. photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Gossip Girls"

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 7 - "Helping the Self-Helpers"

This little piggy had twin baby girls. photo - bravotv.com