The Real World San Diego Episode 10 - "Camp Out, Drag Out, Sing Out"

"Livin' in a hotel, with mom and dad and stuff. Yeah yeah yeah." - photo - mtv.com

Teen Mom 2 Episode 1 - "Best Laid Plans"

"Don't worry, baby. We can always live in my car."

The Real World San Diego Episode 9 - "All The Wrong Moves"

Sometimes, love just ain't enough.

I Used to Be Fat Episode 8 - "Janelle"

Janelle just died in Vanessa's arms tonight. For real. She's dead now.

Kim & Kourtney Take New York Episode 1 - "The Honeymoon is Over"

Kris hates living at a free luxury hotel with two beautiful women.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 12 - "The Great Divide"

Taylor's party is so awesome that Stevie Ray Vaughan came back from the dead to attend. photo - bravotv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 8 - "Stolen Show, Stolen Hearts, Stolen Motorcycles"

Priscilla takes a walk with Ron Weasley.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 11 - "Tempest in a Tea Party"

The Real World San Diego Episode 7 - "It's My Party And I'll Bang If I Want To"

I Used to Be Fat Episode 5 - "Sammy"

Say "cheese!" But don't fucking eat any, ever. photo -mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 10 - "Your Face Or Mine"

People pay Psychic Rebecca to paraphrase situations she saw on TV.   photo - bravotv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 6 - "Pride and Prejudice"

Friday Night Reading Lights. photo - mtv.com

I Used to Be Fat Episode 4 - "Latrice"

The Real World San Diego Episode 5 - "Over the Rainbow"

Nothing's sexier than shooting something and watching the blood and guts spill out all over the place. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 3 - "Lindsay"

My dad's a dick, rah rah rah!  - photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "Hair-Razing Arguments And Sticky Situations"

Rorschach my heart.  photo -bravotv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 2 - "Terra"

Trainer Jimi helps Terra's confidence by pretending she is a horse. photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "A Pig Walks Into A Gay Bar..."

Welcome to my Sex Room. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 1 - "Josh"

Josh used to be fat, but now he is skinny with mounds of excess flesh. So... success? photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 6 - "Let the Games Begin"

"I will fucking KILL. YOU." photo-bravotv.com

Real World San Diego Episode 2 - "Danas, Derrieres and Drama"

The life of a bi-sexual man living rent-free on the beach is a tortuous one.  photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 1 - "First Impressions"

This is a lady with ladyparts. photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Gossip Girls"

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 7 - "Helping the Self-Helpers"

This little piggy had twin baby girls. photo - bravotv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Rocky Mountain Highs and Lows"

A magician does magic at a dinner party.

Dance Moms Episode 10 - "Cathy Brings It On"

Kids in bikini tops perform dances for adults. photo - lifetime.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 2 - "Blame it on the Altitude"

Dance Moms Episode 9 - "From Ballerinas to Showgirls"

This is the face of outrage over an ill-fitting costume.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 1 - "Back to Beverly Hills"

Dance Moms Episode 8 - "Love on the Dance Floor"

Abby Lee extols the healing powers of a greasy watermelon. photo - starcasm.net

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 3 - "The Prince and I"

Patti takes Groupon Daniel to a land called 2009, where fedoras are cool.

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 2 - "The Chauvinist and the Playboy"

Tori Spelling, the best example of modern motherhood available on the day this show was filming.

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "Dying to Dance"

SICKLE FEET! photo - liftetime.com

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 1 - "There's No Place Like Home"

Patti's back, and with a new face! photo - bravotv.com

Dance Moms Episode 5 - "When Stars Collide"

A "casting agent" scouts in Pittsburgh, the nation's hotbed of young, promising talent. photo - lifetime.com

Flipping Out Episode 5 - "Dropping the Axe"

The Bachelorette Finale

The Bachelorette Episode 9

Constantine does not like Ashley on a plane, he does not like her in the rain, he does not like her in the heat, he does not like her in a suite... photo - ABC.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 5 - "Kendall Goes on Birth Control"

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 5 - "Ill Communication"

The Bachelorette Episode 8

"Ames and the Giant Magnolia Tree", by Roald Dahl. photo-abc.com

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Episode 4 - "Thicker Than Water"

Real Housewives of New York Episode 15 - "Video Killed the Countess"

Sonja learns to do the "Kirk Douglas." photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 4 - "D-Day"

Not even Bruno Mars can save us. photo -mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 7 -

Ashley contemplates how she's going to send Ryan home before he stuffs her lifeless corpse in a Taiwanese trash can. photo - abc.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 3 - "Underdog Day Afternoon"

CT menacingly close-talking with another dude is a familiar sight on the challenges. photo - mtv.com

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The Challenge: Rivals Episode 2 - "Through The Looking Glass"

The male-attention seeking pot calls the Brazilian kettle black. photo - mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 6

Bentley's "dragon boat" sinks whenever he thinks about Ashley. photo - abc.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 3 - The Former Mrs. Jenner

Real Housewives of New York City Episode 12 - "16 and Skip the Sweet"

photo - bravotv.com