I Used to Be Fat Episode 4 - "Latrice"

The Real World San Diego Episode 5 - "Over the Rainbow"

Nothing's sexier than shooting something and watching the blood and guts spill out all over the place. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 3 - "Lindsay"

My dad's a dick, rah rah rah!  - photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "Hair-Razing Arguments And Sticky Situations"

Rorschach my heart.  photo -bravotv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 2 - "Terra"

Trainer Jimi helps Terra's confidence by pretending she is a horse. photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 3 - "A Pig Walks Into A Gay Bar..."

Welcome to my Sex Room. photo - mtv.com

I Used To Be Fat Episode 1 - "Josh"

Josh used to be fat, but now he is skinny with mounds of excess flesh. So... success? photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 6 - "Let the Games Begin"

"I will fucking KILL. YOU." photo-bravotv.com

Real World San Diego Episode 2 - "Danas, Derrieres and Drama"

The life of a bi-sexual man living rent-free on the beach is a tortuous one.  photo - mtv.com

The Real World San Diego Episode 1 - "First Impressions"

This is a lady with ladyparts. photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Gossip Girls"

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 7 - "Helping the Self-Helpers"

This little piggy had twin baby girls. photo - bravotv.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Rocky Mountain Highs and Lows"

A magician does magic at a dinner party.

Dance Moms Episode 10 - "Cathy Brings It On"

Kids in bikini tops perform dances for adults. photo - lifetime.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 2 - "Blame it on the Altitude"

Dance Moms Episode 9 - "From Ballerinas to Showgirls"

This is the face of outrage over an ill-fitting costume.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 1 - "Back to Beverly Hills"

Dance Moms Episode 8 - "Love on the Dance Floor"

Abby Lee extols the healing powers of a greasy watermelon. photo - starcasm.net

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 3 - "The Prince and I"

Patti takes Groupon Daniel to a land called 2009, where fedoras are cool.

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 2 - "The Chauvinist and the Playboy"

Tori Spelling, the best example of modern motherhood available on the day this show was filming.

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "Dying to Dance"

SICKLE FEET! photo - liftetime.com

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 1 - "There's No Place Like Home"

Patti's back, and with a new face! photo - bravotv.com

Dance Moms Episode 5 - "When Stars Collide"

A "casting agent" scouts in Pittsburgh, the nation's hotbed of young, promising talent. photo - lifetime.com

Flipping Out Episode 5 - "Dropping the Axe"

The Bachelorette Finale

The Bachelorette Episode 9

Constantine does not like Ashley on a plane, he does not like her in the rain, he does not like her in the heat, he does not like her in a suite... photo - ABC.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 5 - "Kendall Goes on Birth Control"

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 5 - "Ill Communication"

The Bachelorette Episode 8

"Ames and the Giant Magnolia Tree", by Roald Dahl. photo-abc.com

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Episode 4 - "Thicker Than Water"

Real Housewives of New York Episode 15 - "Video Killed the Countess"

Sonja learns to do the "Kirk Douglas." photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 4 - "D-Day"

Not even Bruno Mars can save us. photo -mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 7 -

Ashley contemplates how she's going to send Ryan home before he stuffs her lifeless corpse in a Taiwanese trash can. photo - abc.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 3 - "Underdog Day Afternoon"

CT menacingly close-talking with another dude is a familiar sight on the challenges. photo - mtv.com

Reality News

She did it to "feel like a woman." You'd think pushing a baby out of your vagina would take care of that for you.
'It's helped my confidence': Teen Mom 3 star Farrah Abraham admits to breast enlargement

If an old lady talks trash from a condo, and no one's there to hear it, did it happen?
Kim G Disses Teresa Giudice of "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

Good thing Kroy does something other than Jagger all day - otherwise, the kid wouldn't exist, amirite?
Kim Zolciak shows off her baby in ‘Life & Style'

Is being a lawyer the male equivalent of "asking for it"?
Bachelorette Producer Fired for Sexually Harassing Craig Robinson

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 2 - "Through The Looking Glass"

The male-attention seeking pot calls the Brazilian kettle black. photo - mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 6

Bentley's "dragon boat" sinks whenever he thinks about Ashley. photo - abc.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 3 - The Former Mrs. Jenner

Real Housewives of New York City Episode 12 - "16 and Skip the Sweet"

photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 1 - "Welcome to the Jungle"

On Rivals, the chronically unemployed play games for money.  photo - mtv.com

Reality News

June 22 is now officially "Mario Singer Day" in New York State.
‘Housewives of NYC’ star talks getting pushed by castmate’s husband

Remember when Kirstie Alley fell on Maks? Yeah. 
Kim Zolciak (Still) Wants to Be on Dancing With the Stars

Funny that appearing on a dating reality show is considered legit, but wanted to meet someone online is crossing the line.
'The Bachelorette' Deleted Scenes: Ben C. Says Desire to Online Date was a 'Joke'

"Show your boobs, highlight your hair, stare blankly into space."
Marie Claire: Fashion Tips From Audrina Patridge

The Bachelorette - Episode 5

Ben C. is "not here for the right reasons" or whatever.  Photo- abc.com

Reality News

Can you blame Brooks? He is only a man, after all. 
Vicki Gunvalson Has Been Involved with New Boyfriend For Years - Says His Ex

Countdown to dead bodies found in his trunk begins.
Vicki Gunvalson's Boyfriend has ANOTHER Arrest: For DUI!

Those kids are going to be boring as fuck.
Former bachelor Chris Lambton and bachelorette Peyton Wright engaged

Do "fans" attack the object of their fandom? Or has the definition of "fan" evolved?
'Teen Mom 2' Jenelle Evans Attacked At Gas Station By Crazy Fan?

You and every twenty-something administrative assistant in Council Bluffs, Larry.
VIDEO - Larry David wants to "kill" The Bachelorette's villian Bentley Williams

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 6 - "Whine and Dine"

With the tools she's given them to succeed, Caroline's children are taking over the world. photo -bravotv.com

Real Housewives of New York Episode 11 - "Debt Becomes Her"

This would go great with my goatee! photo -  bravotv.com

Reality News

A punk is a punk and the Giudices are punks. 
Teresa Giudice 'Assaulted' in Bar Brawl, Says Attorney

I love that someone relocated from Atlanta to New York for a job waxing vaginas.
NYC Housewife Cindy Barshop the Subject of A Racial Discrimination Lawsuit, Denies Allegations

Whatever you say, Kris Allen Part Two But Not As Hot.
Scotty McCreery 'wants to separate self from Idol'

You don't go to Mike Fleiss. Mike Fleiss comes to you.
Emily Maynard Approaches ABC to Be the Next 'Bachelorette'

Reality News

Another injury? Roberto Martinez is looking more and more like Erik Estrada every day. Cuz Erik Estrada used to beat his wife. Not because they're both Hispanic. Although they are.
'Bachelorette' Star Ali Fedotowsky Suffers Knee Injury

Brooks Ayers and Slade Smiley should get a spinoff: "Deadbeat Dads." Or something more creative than that.
‘Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Star Vicki Gunvalson Dating Deadbeat Dad — What A Hypocrite!

An Appalachian Kevin Federline in the making. Except he hasn't impregnated anyone famous. Yet.
'Teen Mom' Leah Messer's ex is having another baby!

The Bachelor franchise brings back its only gay contestant. Which is Jake Pavelka, if that wasn't clear. 
'Bachelor Pad' cast: Jake and Vienna together again, plus Gia, 'Rated R' and more

The Bachelorette - Episode 4

This guy killed someone he was married to.  photo - abc.com

The Donn Gunvalson Fan Club

Show your support for the Donner here.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 1 - "Family vs. Money "

One Kris too many. photo - eonline.com

 

Reality News

Never thought I'd hear Gretchen Rossi and "Crunk-Synth" in the same sentence. 
Did Ke$ha Rip Off OC Real Housewife Gretchen Rossi?

Honeymoon at Dollywood!
'Teen Mom' Maci Bookout Plans To Elope With Kyle King! OMG!

BYU suspends Brandon Davies, but let Bentley Williams graduate. Some honor code.
Best friend of Utah's "The Bachelorette" villian defends star

Good call on Sean Young, Dr. D.
VH1 announces 'Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" fifth-season cast

The Bachelorette Episode 3

Shoots, Chutes, and more Shutes. photo - abc.com

Real Housewives of Orange County Finale - "Girl Fight"

Tamra hands Jeana a Cyst and Decease Order.  photo - bravotv.com

Reality News

Sky Nightclub plans to book Robert Reed instead. Oh wait... 
Christopher Knight backs out of Chicago-area appearance with Adrianne Curry after split

More pressing news: She's never heard of the Jabbawockeez.
Emily Maynard Talks About 'The Bachelorette" Bad Guy Bentley in her Second Video Blog

Ew. I never want to think about Kyle King "loving."
'Teen Mom' Maci Bookout Calls Kyle King Her 'Perfect Lover!' Is He The One?

The Real World Las Vegas Finale - "Leaving Las Vegas"

Getting fake-married in a rented dress is on Naomi's "bucket list." Reach for the stars! photo - mtv.com

Reality News

The world will not be a kind place to someone whose middle name is Jagger.
It's a Boy for Kim Zolciak!

It's like "The Hills", except with gay dudes in a suburb.
Hoboken's Manzo Bros Get Reality Show

Next time, try PBS.
Lauren Conrad Takes Tiny Jab at ‘Jersey Shore’ After Her MTV Show is Cut

West Lee = Hot Drew Peterson?
Police: No evidence Bachelorette's West Lee involved in wife's death

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 3 - "Sealed with a Diss"

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Real Housewives of New York City Episode 8 - "Misfortune Teller"

Be still, my beating wine-soaked heart. bravotv.com