Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 3 - "Rocky Mountain Highs and Lows"

A magician does magic at a dinner party.

Dance Moms Episode 10 - "Cathy Brings It On"

Kids in bikini tops perform dances for adults. photo - lifetime.com

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 2 - "Blame it on the Altitude"

Dance Moms Episode 9 - "From Ballerinas to Showgirls"

This is the face of outrage over an ill-fitting costume.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Episode 1 - "Back to Beverly Hills"

Dance Moms Episode 8 - "Love on the Dance Floor"

Abby Lee extols the healing powers of a greasy watermelon. photo - starcasm.net

Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 3 - "The Prince and I"

Patti takes Groupon Daniel to a land called 2009, where fedoras are cool.

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 2 - "The Chauvinist and the Playboy"

Tori Spelling, the best example of modern motherhood available on the day this show was filming.

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "Dying to Dance"

SICKLE FEET! photo - liftetime.com

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 1 - "There's No Place Like Home"

Patti's back, and with a new face! photo - bravotv.com

Dance Moms Episode 5 - "When Stars Collide"

A "casting agent" scouts in Pittsburgh, the nation's hotbed of young, promising talent. photo - lifetime.com

Flipping Out Episode 5 - "Dropping the Axe"

The Bachelorette Finale

The Bachelorette Episode 9

Constantine does not like Ashley on a plane, he does not like her in the rain, he does not like her in the heat, he does not like her in a suite... photo - ABC.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 5 - "Kendall Goes on Birth Control"

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 5 - "Ill Communication"

The Bachelorette Episode 8

"Ames and the Giant Magnolia Tree", by Roald Dahl. photo-abc.com

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Episode 4 - "Thicker Than Water"

Real Housewives of New York Episode 15 - "Video Killed the Countess"

Sonja learns to do the "Kirk Douglas." photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 4 - "D-Day"

Not even Bruno Mars can save us. photo -mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 7 -

Ashley contemplates how she's going to send Ryan home before he stuffs her lifeless corpse in a Taiwanese trash can. photo - abc.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 3 - "Underdog Day Afternoon"

CT menacingly close-talking with another dude is a familiar sight on the challenges. photo - mtv.com

Reality News

She did it to "feel like a woman." You'd think pushing a baby out of your vagina would take care of that for you.
'It's helped my confidence': Teen Mom 3 star Farrah Abraham admits to breast enlargement

If an old lady talks trash from a condo, and no one's there to hear it, did it happen?
Kim G Disses Teresa Giudice of "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

Good thing Kroy does something other than Jagger all day - otherwise, the kid wouldn't exist, amirite?
Kim Zolciak shows off her baby in ‘Life & Style'

Is being a lawyer the male equivalent of "asking for it"?
Bachelorette Producer Fired for Sexually Harassing Craig Robinson

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 2 - "Through The Looking Glass"

The male-attention seeking pot calls the Brazilian kettle black. photo - mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 6

Bentley's "dragon boat" sinks whenever he thinks about Ashley. photo - abc.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 3 - The Former Mrs. Jenner

Real Housewives of New York City Episode 12 - "16 and Skip the Sweet"

photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 1 - "Welcome to the Jungle"

On Rivals, the chronically unemployed play games for money.  photo - mtv.com

Reality News

June 22 is now officially "Mario Singer Day" in New York State.
‘Housewives of NYC’ star talks getting pushed by castmate’s husband

Remember when Kirstie Alley fell on Maks? Yeah. 
Kim Zolciak (Still) Wants to Be on Dancing With the Stars

Funny that appearing on a dating reality show is considered legit, but wanted to meet someone online is crossing the line.
'The Bachelorette' Deleted Scenes: Ben C. Says Desire to Online Date was a 'Joke'

"Show your boobs, highlight your hair, stare blankly into space."
Marie Claire: Fashion Tips From Audrina Patridge

The Bachelorette - Episode 5

Ben C. is "not here for the right reasons" or whatever.  Photo- abc.com

Reality News

Can you blame Brooks? He is only a man, after all. 
Vicki Gunvalson Has Been Involved with New Boyfriend For Years - Says His Ex

Countdown to dead bodies found in his trunk begins.
Vicki Gunvalson's Boyfriend has ANOTHER Arrest: For DUI!

Those kids are going to be boring as fuck.
Former bachelor Chris Lambton and bachelorette Peyton Wright engaged

Do "fans" attack the object of their fandom? Or has the definition of "fan" evolved?
'Teen Mom 2' Jenelle Evans Attacked At Gas Station By Crazy Fan?

You and every twenty-something administrative assistant in Council Bluffs, Larry.
VIDEO - Larry David wants to "kill" The Bachelorette's villian Bentley Williams

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 6 - "Whine and Dine"

With the tools she's given them to succeed, Caroline's children are taking over the world. photo -bravotv.com

Real Housewives of New York Episode 11 - "Debt Becomes Her"

This would go great with my goatee! photo -  bravotv.com

Reality News

A punk is a punk and the Giudices are punks. 
Teresa Giudice 'Assaulted' in Bar Brawl, Says Attorney

I love that someone relocated from Atlanta to New York for a job waxing vaginas.
NYC Housewife Cindy Barshop the Subject of A Racial Discrimination Lawsuit, Denies Allegations

Whatever you say, Kris Allen Part Two But Not As Hot.
Scotty McCreery 'wants to separate self from Idol'

You don't go to Mike Fleiss. Mike Fleiss comes to you.
Emily Maynard Approaches ABC to Be the Next 'Bachelorette'

Reality News

Another injury? Roberto Martinez is looking more and more like Erik Estrada every day. Cuz Erik Estrada used to beat his wife. Not because they're both Hispanic. Although they are.
'Bachelorette' Star Ali Fedotowsky Suffers Knee Injury

Brooks Ayers and Slade Smiley should get a spinoff: "Deadbeat Dads." Or something more creative than that.
‘Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Star Vicki Gunvalson Dating Deadbeat Dad — What A Hypocrite!

An Appalachian Kevin Federline in the making. Except he hasn't impregnated anyone famous. Yet.
'Teen Mom' Leah Messer's ex is having another baby!

The Bachelor franchise brings back its only gay contestant. Which is Jake Pavelka, if that wasn't clear. 
'Bachelor Pad' cast: Jake and Vienna together again, plus Gia, 'Rated R' and more

The Bachelorette - Episode 4

This guy killed someone he was married to.  photo - abc.com

The Donn Gunvalson Fan Club

Show your support for the Donner here.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 1 - "Family vs. Money "

One Kris too many. photo - eonline.com

 

Reality News

Never thought I'd hear Gretchen Rossi and "Crunk-Synth" in the same sentence. 
Did Ke$ha Rip Off OC Real Housewife Gretchen Rossi?

Honeymoon at Dollywood!
'Teen Mom' Maci Bookout Plans To Elope With Kyle King! OMG!

BYU suspends Brandon Davies, but let Bentley Williams graduate. Some honor code.
Best friend of Utah's "The Bachelorette" villian defends star

Good call on Sean Young, Dr. D.
VH1 announces 'Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" fifth-season cast

The Bachelorette Episode 3

Shoots, Chutes, and more Shutes. photo - abc.com

Real Housewives of Orange County Finale - "Girl Fight"

Tamra hands Jeana a Cyst and Decease Order.  photo - bravotv.com

Reality News

Sky Nightclub plans to book Robert Reed instead. Oh wait... 
Christopher Knight backs out of Chicago-area appearance with Adrianne Curry after split

More pressing news: She's never heard of the Jabbawockeez.
Emily Maynard Talks About 'The Bachelorette" Bad Guy Bentley in her Second Video Blog

Ew. I never want to think about Kyle King "loving."
'Teen Mom' Maci Bookout Calls Kyle King Her 'Perfect Lover!' Is He The One?

The Real World Las Vegas Finale - "Leaving Las Vegas"

Getting fake-married in a rented dress is on Naomi's "bucket list." Reach for the stars! photo - mtv.com

Reality News

The world will not be a kind place to someone whose middle name is Jagger.
It's a Boy for Kim Zolciak!

It's like "The Hills", except with gay dudes in a suburb.
Hoboken's Manzo Bros Get Reality Show

Next time, try PBS.
Lauren Conrad Takes Tiny Jab at ‘Jersey Shore’ After Her MTV Show is Cut

West Lee = Hot Drew Peterson?
Police: No evidence Bachelorette's West Lee involved in wife's death

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 3 - "Sealed with a Diss"

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Real Housewives of New York City Episode 8 - "Misfortune Teller"

Be still, my beating wine-soaked heart. bravotv.com

 

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 12 - "Addicted to Love"

Mmmm... tastes like vodka and juvie.  photo MTV.com

Reality News

You know what's real suffering? Living in Staten Island, period. 
The suffering behind 'Mob Wives' glitz

The next Kenny? Nah, not hot enough.
Real World Bad Boy Adam Royer Seeks Redemption on MTV Spin-Off

It rhymes with Samage Pontrol.
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills': Why's Camille Grammer holding back in S2?

If you're disappointed, you hate Amurka.
Tom Hanks disappointed with American Idol

Reality News

Dating = breaking each other's glasses and saying "I'm done" alot.
Are Sammi and Ronnie Dating Again?

Arnold's maid to get a cameo.
Rachel Uchitel gets her own reality show

John Travolta destroys everything in his wake.
Sonja Morgan: On the Hook for $7 Million!

Shockingly, she's not referring to the size of her lips.
Real Housewife Taylor Armstrong: "I Went Too Far"

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 2 - "Drop Dead Gorgas"

photo - bravotv.com

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 12 - "Fashion Victim"

God hates divorce, but loves bangs. photo - bravotv.com

Reality News

Verbal contract? Jon's been giving verbal contracts all over town. Or whatever.
Kate Gosselin ordered to pay marriage counselor $10,000

Love slutty dresses, having lesbian sexual experiences for the male gaze, and mint juleps?
Want to be a reality TV star? Casting call Saturday in Louisville

Looks like the renovation of her green eighties bathroom will have to wait.
Danielle Staub Sued for $375,000 After Nabbing $25,000 For Striptease 

This headline not-so-subtly calls Bethenny ugly.
Brains Beat Beauty: Bethenny Frankel Outranks J. Lo on Forbes List

Real Housewives of New York City Episode 7 - "Travel Reservations"

Another day, another drunken argument at an anti-bullying fashion show. photo - bravotv.com

Reality News

Renee Graziano has a fan? And it's 50 Cent? What's next, flying pigs or another idiom of improbability?
50 Cent Wants Floyd Mayweather to Teach Mob Wife

Work it, girl. Get back in that H-list limelight.
Danielle Staub: I have addictions and need professional help

Depends on who has cooler nannies...
Kelsey Grammer Battles Ex-Wife Camille for Sole Custody? 

"You're my sister-in-law! You're my sister-in-law!"
Teresa Giudice Had 'No Idea' Her Sister-in-Law Was Joining 'Housewives' Cast

Any relation to Dan Cortese? No? Jump away, then.
'Jersey Shore' cast member Deena Cortese nearly falls off a bridge

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 11 - "‘Oh Yeah, Mexico, Yeah"

This week, a Christian's faith is tested. photo - mtv.com

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 1 - " In the Name of the Father "

See what you're missing, Jews? photo-bravotv.com

Real Housewives of New York Episode 6 - "A Mask for Two Faces"

Whhhhaaaa! I'm Jill Zaaaaaaaaarin! photo - bravotv.com

Reality News

What about her "Poor Choice in Selecting a Life Mate" disorder?
'Housewife' Alexis Bellino Reveals Eating Disorder

Pay $25 to look at someone who's married to someone who's in jail for bank robbery from afar.
Dan Gross: 'Mob Wife' to host S. Philly party

I think that ship has sailed, what with the Leno chin implant.
Kim Kardashian Gives Bristol Palin Reality TV Advice: ‘Be Authentic!’ 

Frank Sorrentino and Audrina's mom can have drunken reality parent sex.
The Situation’s dad wants a reality show. Of course!

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 10 - "Who's Your Daddy?"

This week, a white girl has problems. photo - mtv.com

Reality News

Heidi gets in line for Dancing with the Stars, right after Dennis Cavallari and the guy who cleans up broken glass at the Bad Girls Club house.
Heidi Montag Enjoying 'Retirement,' Would Come Back for 'DWTS'

That children's song about being fat was his undoing.
'The Biggest Loser: Couples' cuts Austin Andrews, determines final four

If Russell doesn't appreciate those DSLs, somebody out there will.
Taylor Armstrong Splits from Husband 

Jo De Lo Rosa dodged a broke-ass bullet.
Real Housewives Of Orange County's Slade Smiley Still Jobless And $130k In Debt

Who needs a house when you have giant fake breastsises? There's room for three beds and an end table.
Real Housewife Peggy Tanous Fights to Keep her Home

Reality News

Hoping Jake Pavelka will make a similar pledge.
Kate Gosselin would "never" return to 'DWTS'

This whole "pretend you preside over a respectable country" thing is starting to work.
'Jersey Shore' Production Delayed by Italian President

Congratulations, person who almost killed someone once.
Nick Hogan's Getting Engaged

Same shit, different toilet.
Oxygen Media Reveals New Cast of "Bad Girls Club: New Orleans"

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 10 - "It's Not a Competition"

Vicki toasts to the good life a mere hour before her suicide. photo - Bravotv.com

Reality News

Yes. Let us eat KFC, you asshole.
Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution: Pulled; Should ABC Have Cancelled the Series?

Amber learns her lesson - next time, punch Gary in the head after the cameramen go home for the day.
Teen Mom's Amber Portwood in Tears After Ordered to Stand Trial for Baby Daddy Beatdown

He's forgotten all aboot what happened to Jillian Harris, eh?
Lone Canadian to star in The Bachelorette

The best news in Rhode Island since a mediocre DJ left for a summer at The Shore...
R.I. News Digest: Richard Hatch denied bail, held in N.Y

Real Housewives of New York Episode 5 - "Following Pecking Orders"

Sonja, who is drunk all of the time, schools Cindy on etiquette. photo mtv.com

Reality News

You can almost see the baby wishing death upon itself from within the womb.
'Real Housewife" Kim Zolciak posts pregnancy photo

Oh, you think you're better than Heidi Montag? Trista Rehn will cut you.
Kristin Cavallari's Wedding Won't Be Televised? But She's a Reality TV Star!

It rhymes with "Pale Fattention"
Real World's Heather: Why I Hooked Up With My Female Roommate


Jordan Catalano dishes about Good Ol' Muffin Top.
30 Seconds To Mars 'Very Grateful' James Durbin Covered Them On 'Idol'

The Real World Las Vegas Episode 9 - "Guys Who Like Girls Who Like Girls Who Like Sex"

Naomi has a painful "vaGINal" infection. Photo - mtv.com

Reality News

The work atmosphere at Sears Hardware or wherever else they wear those red shirts and khaki pants is about to get awkward...
Did 'Teen Mom' Kailyn and Boyfriend Jordan Break Up?

Adriana calls them "matronly", which I'm guessing means they refuse to take private pole dancing lessons on camera.
Housewives vs. Housewives: Miami Star Disses New York Cast

Somebody call PETA. A horse died today, because John Rich will not allow NeNe Leakes to ride a cowboy.
John Rich Questions Intentions of 'Apprentice' Ladies

So they fly to Las Vegas? The Las Vegas? That's uncharted reality show territory!
ABC reveals additional details about Ashley Hebert's The Bachelorette

Reality News

Justin Bobby wins third-tier Hollywood poon through an active regimen of not showering.
Holly Montag Dating Audrina Patridge's Former Flame

Breaking News - Toddler Trips on Sidewalk.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Kyle Richards Rushes to Her Daughters Aid (Photos)

She's in it for the daily stool analysis.
Former 'Bachelor' Travis Stork proposes to girlfriend Charlotte Brown

Whatever you say, person who was on a low-rated Oxygen show three years ago.
Natalie Nunn Says Amber Rose Is Broke, Calls Fabolous A 'Male Groupie'

Maks curses the day Twitter was invented.
Kirstie Alley explains 'Dancing With The Stars' kiss was for Twitter fans

Reality News

Her alcoholic and otherwise unreliable source of an ex-husband seems to think so.
Was Vicki Gunvalson of the 'Real Housewives' Franchise Pregnant When She Wed Donn?

Get in line, chubby standing-bass-player lovers.
Casey Abrams: Haley Reinhart and I aren't dating and never were

Yeah! Kill that stripper who was just doing her job!
Nothing Breaks the Ice Quite Like a Stripper Fight on 'Saddle Ranch'

Taking lessons from her son?
Renee Graziano Says Father Is Ignoring Her

Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 9 - "Whine Pairings"

Micah would never let another gay man escort his wife to a party. Never.  Photo - bravotv.com