Thursday, May 30, 2013

The Real World Portland Recap, Episode 10 - "Sins of the Flesh (Eaters)

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Bitches all thirsty and junk.  
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 9 - "Speech Therapy"

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That goes WHERE?!?

The Bachelorette Recap, Desiree Hartsock - Episode 1

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Desiree's heart and mouth are wide open.   
Thursday, May 23, 2013

The Real World: Portland Recap, Episode 9 - "Heartbreak Hotel"

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This is the Michigan interpretation of "hipster."
Monday, May 20, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 8 - "Hot In Orange County"

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Gretchen's leased Rolls-Royce that Slade "bought" her.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 7 - "Whines by Wives"

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Talkin' 'bout the D-word. 12 hours ago 12 hours ago
Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 6 - "A Star Is Reborn?"

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 12 hours ago 12 hours ago
Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Dance Moms Recap, Episode 18 - "Candy Apples Showdown"

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There's no crying in robot dancing.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 5 - "The Party Is DONE"

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Alexis Bellino is on Xanax, and it doesn't seem to be working.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 4 - "It's My Party and I'll Scream If I Want To"

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"Check, please!" Bwahahahaha, good one! 11 hours ago 11 hours ago
Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 3 - "Making Up Is Hard To Do"

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Man, Denise Richards has NOT aged well.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Millionaire Matchmaker Recap Episode 13 - "The Magnificent Seth Meets Party Marty"

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Marty Yacoobian says he's 32. Marty Yacoobian is a liar.    

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 2 - "Evil Eyes and Evil Faces"

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Woo hoo!
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 1 - "Bullies and Babies"

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 Ron Perlman from Beauty and the Beast preps before the ball...
Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 11 - "The Olympian and the Rock Star"

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I'm 48 and I must be lone-layay.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 6 - "The Dancer and the Wrestler"

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Arkan-see your junk.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Hometown Dates

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6 hours ago 6 hours ago Playboy gets told.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 6

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Last time I had a sparkle, it took antibiotics to get rid of it.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 5 - "Alpha Females"

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"Only sluts shave their legs above the knee."
Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 5

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If Tierra is drama-free, then I'm Miles Davis. 12 hours ago 12 hours ago