Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 5 - "The Party Is DONE"

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Alexis Bellino is on Xanax, and it doesn't seem to be working.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 4 - "It's My Party and I'll Scream If I Want To"

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"Check, please!" Bwahahahaha, good one! 11 hours ago 11 hours ago
Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 3 - "Making Up Is Hard To Do"

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Man, Denise Richards has NOT aged well.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Millionaire Matchmaker Recap Episode 13 - "The Magnificent Seth Meets Party Marty"

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Marty Yacoobian says he's 32. Marty Yacoobian is a liar.    

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 2 - "Evil Eyes and Evil Faces"

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Woo hoo!
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap, Episode 1 - "Bullies and Babies"

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 Ron Perlman from Beauty and the Beast preps before the ball...
Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 11 - "The Olympian and the Rock Star"

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I'm 48 and I must be lone-layay.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 6 - "The Dancer and the Wrestler"

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Arkan-see your junk.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Hometown Dates

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6 hours ago 6 hours ago Playboy gets told.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 6

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Last time I had a sparkle, it took antibiotics to get rid of it.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 5 - "Alpha Females"

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"Only sluts shave their legs above the knee."
Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 5

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If Tierra is drama-free, then I'm Miles Davis. 12 hours ago 12 hours ago
Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "Revenge of the Replacements"

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"Fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty." - Clever American Insult.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 4

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Is that a rattlesnake crawling up Sean's pants, or is he just canoodling with the Iraqi Jamie Lynn Sigler?
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Friday, January 25, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 3 - "A Tale of Two Jimmys"

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We want pre-nup. We want pre-nup. Yeah.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 4 - "Liar Liar Dance Mom on Fire!"

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Hoarding: Buried Alive - Abby Lee's garage.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 3

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Sean's like a born-again virgin in a titty store.
Friday, January 18, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 2 - "Dr. Frankenstein & Mr. Hip Hop"

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Barney designs suits?
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dance Moms, Season 3 Episode 3 - "But I'm A National Champion!"

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Uh-buh-bye.
Friday, January 11, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 1 - "Wounded Wally and the Mama's Boy"

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Patti Stanger is the Benjamin Button of 50-something women who pursue costly youth-sustaining medical procedures.
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