Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 6 - "The Dancer and the Wrestler"

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Arkan-see your junk.
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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Hometown Dates

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6 hours ago 6 hours ago Playboy gets told.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 6

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Last time I had a sparkle, it took antibiotics to get rid of it.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 5 - "Alpha Females"

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"Only sluts shave their legs above the knee."
Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 5

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If Tierra is drama-free, then I'm Miles Davis. 12 hours ago 12 hours ago
Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "Revenge of the Replacements"

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"Fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty." - Clever American Insult.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 4

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Is that a rattlesnake crawling up Sean's pants, or is he just canoodling with the Iraqi Jamie Lynn Sigler?
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Friday, January 25, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 3 - "A Tale of Two Jimmys"

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We want pre-nup. We want pre-nup. Yeah.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 4 - "Liar Liar Dance Mom on Fire!"

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Hoarding: Buried Alive - Abby Lee's garage.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 3

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Sean's like a born-again virgin in a titty store.
Friday, January 18, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 2 - "Dr. Frankenstein & Mr. Hip Hop"

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Barney designs suits?
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dance Moms, Season 3 Episode 3 - "But I'm A National Champion!"

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Uh-buh-bye.
Friday, January 11, 2013

The Millionaire Matchmaker, Episode 1 - "Wounded Wally and the Mama's Boy"

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Patti Stanger is the Benjamin Button of 50-something women who pursue costly youth-sustaining medical procedures.
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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Dance Moms, Episode 2 - "Out With The Old, In With The New"

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Abby changes dancers like she changes her underwear - quarterly.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013

The Bachelor, Sean Lowe - Episode 1

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Asexual Sean does his best non-asexual person impression.
Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Challenge, Battle of the Seasons - Finale & Reunion

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You lose. Whomp whomp.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 7 - "Oy, Faye!"

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Right before master thespian Kyle Richards leans dramatically on the door and sighs heavily.
Monday, December 17, 2012

The Bachelorette - Ashley and JP's Wedding

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"If things don't work out, Ash, I'd still fuck you." - Chris Harrison
Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 11 - "Like to Move It, Move It"

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Let us pray, before we talk mad shit behind each other's backs.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 6 - "She's Gone Too Far"

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Secrets, secrets are no fun...