This is not a real diamond.

Reunited, and it feels so good. But not in a gay way, bro.      

Dunbar is fit, fresh, and ready to have honey smeared all over his parts.

Holly Madison lends Maddie her costume from Peepshow !

She's back, and rocking smart casual from Talbot's.

Livin' like a local in San Fran.

Mama, can you hear me?

Abby Lee takes first at Boogie Down Greensboro.

Ben Flajnik takes orders from that bitchy little girl with the dark hair.

Nothing says bad-ass bro-weekend like Canada.

D-d-d-douch-douch uNIT!

Worst thing about being poor? Low-quality fake Santa beards.

Bitches be blindfoldin'.

A treatise on Maria Menounos's alarming lack of journalistic objectivity.

How many times can Leah say "MRI of her brain" in one episode?

Best Buddies.

We are family. I got my kid, dick ex, and me.

Happier times.

"Livin' in a hotel, with mom and dad and stuff. Yeah yeah yeah." - photo - mtv.com