Justin Bobby suggests that Confederate flag apparel is only racist if you're from the South. SCENE I In the bowels of the dense Costa Ri...

Semi-hit wonder Ryan Cabrera won't have the opportunity to go "down, down, down" on Audrina Patridge any longer. RYAN CABRERA:...

Golden boy Albie Manzo paves the way for clinically dumb former law students everywhere. ALBIE: Ma, I got a 0.0000 GPA this semester. Seton...

Allie Lutz experiences the pain of not fitting in with her peer group, and plans to educate about the dangers of systematic bullying. Scene ...

Danielle Staub remembers the 1980s fondly. At a Jersey strip joint... DANIELLE STAUB: I don't know, guys... Its been 25 years. These lon...

Allie Lutz proves that even if it doesn't walk like a duck or talk like a duck, it still could very well be a duck. Or whatever. Scene I...

Ashley Holmes-Laurita pays the price for threatening Danielle Staub, but eventually learns that lemons can make lemonade. Lesbian prison lem...

Justin Bobby, former Audrina paramour and drummer for the band Ed StanleY, shocks the MTV viewing audience by displaying what appears to be ...

Danny Provenzano breaks down when he's told that he is not posing with the actual Big Pussy, but rather actor Vincent Pastore. Scene I D...

Danny Provenzano teaches us all a lesson about judging a book by its cover. Scene I DANIELLE: (to camera) If there's anybody I'd as...

Ken Seeley, Lead Interventionist on A&E's Intervention KEN SEELEY: On this week's very special episode of Intervention , Aunt Be...

Image of a young child who's been visiting Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon a little too regularly. Scene I Enzo's Birthday Par...

Scene I VITO: You know that ditty by Trey Songz? I hope Lauren's neighbors know my name. Yeah. ALBIE: Gross, man! That's my baby sis...

Scene I KRISTIN: Thanks for coming to my Freaks Who Have Overstayed Their Welcome in Young Hollywood Barbecue, everybody. Help yourself to w...

Scene I DANIELLE: Hey Fadduh. I gotta problem and I need ya help. FATHER RICHARD: What is it, my child? DANIELLE: These bitches called me a ...

Scene I LO: So have you heard about Heidi's radical reconstructive surgery? STEPHANIE: No, I've been on a mission trip in Haiti, hel...

Donn Gunvalson = ride or die.

Dealing a pilot

Scene 1 STACIE THE BARTENDER - Other bartenders who complain about not being able to afford their own deluxe suites at the Palazzo on their ...

Scene 1 KRISTIN: This is my "Lunch Sexy Face." Oooooh . Pout. Do me. Scene 2 THERAPIST: To have or not have kids is something two ...