COHUTTA : I might be from Georgia and play the banjo, but you look a hell of a lot more like the retarded kid from Deliverance than I do. W...

Scene I SPENCER: Why is this weird-ass kid still at our house? HEIDI: He's coloring, you monster. SPENCER: Speaking of coloring, I wante...

Scene I TONYA: I cannot believe you just brought up the time you brought up the topic of me masturbating in a room full of people! VERONICA:...

Scene I STEPHANIE: ( to intercom ) Can you lower the drawbridge so I can cross the moat? AUDRINA : ( to intercom ) Sure, just tell Igor the ...

Scene I WES: I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. SUSIE: You're full of shit. WES: It's...

Scene I JUSTIN BOBBY: Check out my new stomach tat, babe. KRISTIN: Can't. I'm looking at my reflection in my beach house's huge...

This episode was an effective anti-breast augmentation PSA . If just falling into water chest first can pop a 'plant, why on earth would...

Scene I STEPHANIE: Whoa. Half my nose is missing. What the ef ? AUDRINA : Vacant stare. STEPHANIE: Yeah, I agree. Hey, want to come with me ...

Kandi is the real deal Holyfield . She had a gold Whitney Houston record-thingy stolen from her house, and then had it replaced like it ain...

Wes is like a ginger, man- boobless version of Jon Gosselin . He gets more poon than he knows what to do with, and nobody is entirely sure...

If this this week's episode was really manipulated by the producers to smear Brad and Sean'a Sherwood, as Sean'a claims in the c...

I don't give a shit if people are late to their own parties. I don't even really give a shit if the guests are not-rich folk plucked...

Nikki doesn't know what she could have done to make Jason keep her. She couldn't have been any smarter, or any prettier, says she. T...

Perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what Lynne said or did that was so incredibly offensive to Vicki. I understand that Vicki and Jeana w...

What the fuck is naked wasted? This week confirmed my suspicions that Tamra is the absolute worst person on earth. What adult over 40 tries...

Jay and Whitney are official, and what makes this union super-cute is the fact that both of them have only had three serious relationships b...

Blue Island Nikki is rockin ' those sideburns. Not since Ashanti have I seen 'burns looks so nice on a woman. I've never been to...

Former porn-star Brittaney tells Natasha that she only got a backstage pass from Bret because she's black. When Natasha rightfully tells...

This cast is more intelligent, ambitious and restrained when it comes to controlled substances than the classy folk we’ve been exposed to in...

If you thought it was zany when Jenavecia from Season 2 pulled her pants down and peed on the living room couch, wait until you see what the...