The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 9 - "The Chronicles of Nanyia"

This argument ends with a lesbian in a flower pot.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 4 - "Uh Oh, Somebody's Crying!"

"Somebody's crying." - Chris Isaak and Adrienne Maloof

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 4 - "Unmoved"

FUCKING MOVE ALREADY!!!!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 3 - "Don't Sing For Your Supper"

"You don't speak, you don't sing."

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 3 - "Call Me Miss USA"

According to my dad, Kordell Stewart is a fatty beard.

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 8 - "Honey I'm Homeless"

Team San Diego fails in the cow nut-gobbling challenge.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 2 - "The Higher The Heel, The Closer to God"

Who let the weird smelly hippie in here?

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 2 - "Excess Breeds Success"

Miss America 1983, Kenya Moore.

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 7 - "Do Not Like You Sam I Am"

Like Adonis, if Adonis was from Michigan.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Episode 1 - "Down and Left Out in Beverly Hills"

It's all fun and games until the Maloofs hide a pipe bomb in the floral arrangement.

Real Housewives of Atlanta, Episode 1 - "Got Sexy Back, Part I"

Kim was unable to make the photo shoot because she was decorating her cardboard box.

The Challlenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 6 - "Going Insane"

Running low on ideas, the producers resort to a Listening-To-Strings Challenge.

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 5 - "N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-I-C"

There's nothing TJ Lavin hates more than quitters. Except ghosts.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion - Part 3

Don't sniff the elephant.

The Challenge - Battle of the Seasons, Episode 4 - "The Dark Knight"

We not in the NOLA, baby.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4 - Reunion, Part 2

Joe Giudice offers an impassioned defense against sordid cheating allegations.

The Challenge: Batte of the Seasons, Episode 3 - "What Happens In Vegas..."

This is certainly not the first time Dustin Zito has been "tugged from so many different angles."

Gallery Girls Finale - "Wrap Your Trouble In Dreams"

"This is a picture of a pretty city."

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons Episode 2 - "Perks Of Being A Rookie"

He's sexy and TJ knows it.

Gallery Girls, Episode 7 - "Beginning To See The Light"

In Liz's world, partying is only acceptable if you're under the age of 12.