The Challlenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 6 - "Going Insane"

Running low on ideas, the producers resort to a Listening-To-Strings Challenge.

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, Episode 5 - "N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-I-C"

There's nothing TJ Lavin hates more than quitters. Except ghosts.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion - Part 3

Don't sniff the elephant.

The Challenge - Battle of the Seasons, Episode 4 - "The Dark Knight"

We not in the NOLA, baby.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4 - Reunion, Part 2

Joe Giudice offers an impassioned defense against sordid cheating allegations.

The Challenge: Batte of the Seasons, Episode 3 - "What Happens In Vegas..."

This is certainly not the first time Dustin Zito has been "tugged from so many different angles."

Gallery Girls Finale - "Wrap Your Trouble In Dreams"

"This is a picture of a pretty city."

The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons Episode 2 - "Perks Of Being A Rookie"

He's sexy and TJ knows it.

Gallery Girls, Episode 7 - "Beginning To See The Light"

In Liz's world, partying is only acceptable if you're under the age of 12.

The Challenge, Battle of the Seasons: Episode 1 - "Tis the Season"

Sometimes a self-proclaimed "mastermind" is really just a ginger from Kansas.

Gallery Girls, Episode 6 - "Who Loves The Sun"

Work is for squares.

Real Housewives of Miami: Season 2, Episode 1 - "A Tale of Two Miamis"

Napoleon loves drugs.

The Real World St. Thomas - Reunion

It's hard to say goodbye, but there's a good chance you'll hate each other very soon.

Gallery Girls Episode 5 - "I'm Set Free"

Only in Williamsburg could someone named The Sucklord be called "too commercial."

Real World St. Thomas, Episode 11 - "Should I Stay Or Should I Blow"

What kind of "documentary" doesn't let its subjects do drugs? Good thing this season is in St. Thomas, where sharks to jump are plentiful.

Gallery Girls, Episode 3 - "I'm Not Sorry"

You'd think the Asian girl on the show was Claudia, because of The Babysitter's Club, but that is not the case here.

The Real World St. Thomas, Episode 10 - "Of Vice And Men"

Apparently, dudes that your friends never really found attractive are off limits.

Gallery Girls, Episode 3 - 'Wild Child"

Amy is "from a good family", which means she can hang out around the toilets and not feel weird about it.

The Real World St. Thomas, Episode 9 - "Who Done It"

Is true love enough to kill for?

Gallery Girls Episode 2 - "What Goes On"

Brooklyn boys smell bad and throw stuff.