The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons Episode 2 - "Perks Of Being A Rookie"

He's sexy and TJ knows it.

Gallery Girls, Episode 7 - "Beginning To See The Light"

In Liz's world, partying is only acceptable if you're under the age of 12.

The Challenge, Battle of the Seasons: Episode 1 - "Tis the Season"

Sometimes a self-proclaimed "mastermind" is really just a ginger from Kansas.

Gallery Girls, Episode 6 - "Who Loves The Sun"

Work is for squares.

Real Housewives of Miami: Season 2, Episode 1 - "A Tale of Two Miamis"

Napoleon loves drugs.

The Real World St. Thomas - Reunion

It's hard to say goodbye, but there's a good chance you'll hate each other very soon.

Gallery Girls Episode 5 - "I'm Set Free"

Only in Williamsburg could someone named The Sucklord be called "too commercial."

Real World St. Thomas, Episode 11 - "Should I Stay Or Should I Blow"

What kind of "documentary" doesn't let its subjects do drugs? Good thing this season is in St. Thomas, where sharks to jump are plentiful.

Gallery Girls, Episode 3 - "I'm Not Sorry"

You'd think the Asian girl on the show was Claudia, because of The Babysitter's Club, but that is not the case here.

The Real World St. Thomas, Episode 10 - "Of Vice And Men"

Apparently, dudes that your friends never really found attractive are off limits.

Gallery Girls, Episode 3 - 'Wild Child"

Amy is "from a good family", which means she can hang out around the toilets and not feel weird about it.

The Real World St. Thomas, Episode 9 - "Who Done It"

Is true love enough to kill for?

Gallery Girls Episode 2 - "What Goes On"

Brooklyn boys smell bad and throw stuff.

The Real World St. Thomas Episode 8 - "Hurts So Good"

Robb thinks this is a person worth burning yourself with a cigarette over.

The Real World St. Thomas, Episode 7 - "No Shirt, Boat Shoes, No Sanity"

Who needs dignity when a guy in a children's pirate hat notices you sometimes?

Bachelor Pad Season 3 - Episode 3

If Ed left, nobody else would ever be drunk enough to make out with Jaclyn.

The Real World St. Thomas, Episode 6 - "Smells Like Green Spirits"

Trey is the epitome of island style. 

Bachelor Pad, Season 3 - Episode 2

Jamie would like to switch partners, because her current partner is a lame 32-year-old virgin who can't drive.

The Real World St. Thomas Episode 5 - "Clean Break"

Alyssa makes Brandon feel like a natural woman.

Bachelor Pad Season 3 - Episode 1

The Wild n' Crazy Guy routine gets old fast.