The Bachelorette Episode 9

Constantine does not like Ashley on a plane, he does not like her in the rain, he does not like her in the heat, he does not like her in a suite... photo - ABC.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 5 - "Kendall Goes on Birth Control"

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 5 - "Ill Communication"

The Bachelorette Episode 8

"Ames and the Giant Magnolia Tree", by Roald Dahl. photo-abc.com

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Episode 4 - "Thicker Than Water"

Real Housewives of New York Episode 15 - "Video Killed the Countess"

Sonja learns to do the "Kirk Douglas." photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 4 - "D-Day"

Not even Bruno Mars can save us. photo -mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 7 -

Ashley contemplates how she's going to send Ryan home before he stuffs her lifeless corpse in a Taiwanese trash can. photo - abc.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 3 - "Underdog Day Afternoon"

CT menacingly close-talking with another dude is a familiar sight on the challenges. photo - mtv.com

Reality News

She did it to "feel like a woman." You'd think pushing a baby out of your vagina would take care of that for you.
'It's helped my confidence': Teen Mom 3 star Farrah Abraham admits to breast enlargement

If an old lady talks trash from a condo, and no one's there to hear it, did it happen?
Kim G Disses Teresa Giudice of "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

Good thing Kroy does something other than Jagger all day - otherwise, the kid wouldn't exist, amirite?
Kim Zolciak shows off her baby in ‘Life & Style'

Is being a lawyer the male equivalent of "asking for it"?
Bachelorette Producer Fired for Sexually Harassing Craig Robinson

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 2 - "Through The Looking Glass"

The male-attention seeking pot calls the Brazilian kettle black. photo - mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 6

Bentley's "dragon boat" sinks whenever he thinks about Ashley. photo - abc.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 3 - The Former Mrs. Jenner

Real Housewives of New York City Episode 12 - "16 and Skip the Sweet"

photo - bravotv.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 1 - "Welcome to the Jungle"

On Rivals, the chronically unemployed play games for money.  photo - mtv.com

Reality News

June 22 is now officially "Mario Singer Day" in New York State.
‘Housewives of NYC’ star talks getting pushed by castmate’s husband

Remember when Kirstie Alley fell on Maks? Yeah. 
Kim Zolciak (Still) Wants to Be on Dancing With the Stars

Funny that appearing on a dating reality show is considered legit, but wanted to meet someone online is crossing the line.
'The Bachelorette' Deleted Scenes: Ben C. Says Desire to Online Date was a 'Joke'

"Show your boobs, highlight your hair, stare blankly into space."
Marie Claire: Fashion Tips From Audrina Patridge

The Bachelorette - Episode 5

Ben C. is "not here for the right reasons" or whatever.  Photo- abc.com

Reality News

Can you blame Brooks? He is only a man, after all. 
Vicki Gunvalson Has Been Involved with New Boyfriend For Years - Says His Ex

Countdown to dead bodies found in his trunk begins.
Vicki Gunvalson's Boyfriend has ANOTHER Arrest: For DUI!

Those kids are going to be boring as fuck.
Former bachelor Chris Lambton and bachelorette Peyton Wright engaged

Do "fans" attack the object of their fandom? Or has the definition of "fan" evolved?
'Teen Mom 2' Jenelle Evans Attacked At Gas Station By Crazy Fan?

You and every twenty-something administrative assistant in Council Bluffs, Larry.
VIDEO - Larry David wants to "kill" The Bachelorette's villian Bentley Williams

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 6 - "Whine and Dine"

With the tools she's given them to succeed, Caroline's children are taking over the world. photo -bravotv.com

Real Housewives of New York Episode 11 - "Debt Becomes Her"

This would go great with my goatee! photo -  bravotv.com