Real Worl/Road Rules Challenge - The Island Reunion

Unorganized thoughts on the cheap Survivor knock-off reunion.

Ev is a total babe! It's amazing what a hot shower and an absent black visor can do to improve one's appearance. Wonder if the high ponytail/visor look was a strategy to keep the possibility of romance from distracting her from the task at hand.

When did Kelly-Anne become so, uh... street? "Fuck y'all! Fuck y'all!"

This new host is hot. He needs to learn, however, that a word like misogyny is waaaay above the heads of these people.

I love that Paula called Johnny a "weirdo". Of all the horrible names you could call him, that probably hurts the worst. He's always considered himself a normal white suburban douche.

Oh Jen... those aren't mosquito bites that itch. Let's just say that the Panamanian jungle isn't the only forest that hosts crabs.

Best line of the show: "I f*#k my friends all the time" (yes, I'm that big of a prude that I only spell out the F word when it's not used in its literal sense). This was Kelly Anne's sarcastic response when Johanna claimed her and Kenny are just friends.
-Liz

RW/RR Challenge- the Pot and the Kettle

This was the biggest statement on this week's installement of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge- the Island:

"I don't hate women. I hate stupid people."
-Paula

Um, hi, stupid kettle, this is mentally challenged pot.

Both of these boats are going to sink, and we will be left with a greatly reduced cast for the next Challenge.

It was refreshing to see Johnny nearing his come-uppance. With the news that the non-key holders (Ev, KellyAnne, Johanna and Robin) would all have an opportunity to steal a key, the concept of alienating everyone on the island seems like a horrible idea now.

Here is to hoping that lesbianism triumphs, and Ev is able to steal a key from Johnny. Thats all I really want to see.

Real World/Road Rules Challenge - The Island

Isn't it amazing how much people can grow and change in only a few months away from the gaze of MTV's cameras? Derrick has gotten so wasted in the past that the producers created a double-vision view so we at home could experience his extreme intoxication with him. Colie drunkenly schtupped nine or ten men in Denver, including an old Aussie bloke, her not-for-profit boss, and a roomie.

But now that they're on The Island, they're sooooooo mature. Both criticize Robin and Dan's drinking, and Colie even called them alcoholics. As the old saying goes, that's the Monica Lewinsky calling the kettle black. Or whatever.

Self-righteous punks. Appearing on another RR/RW Challenge does not a responsible adult make.

Robin and Dan might put 'em back, but they're providing a valued service - entertainment. It's great that you impregnated your wife, Derrick, which is an enormous accomplishment and deserves all the praise in the world. But Robin called out Dan on his limp peen in front of everybody. Impotence is simply more tv-worthy than virility. You're boring now. Stop clucking your tongues and go home.

Cohutta "Purdy Mouth" Lee was sent back to the Georgia wilderness this week, and his ol' Sydney buddy Dunbar didn't hesitate to drive another nail in the coffin during the voting process. I second RJ's motion to eat Dunbar. Even though I'm not on the island and have a full fridge, I wouldn't hesitate to feast on a Dun-Drumstick. Let's make it happen.
-Liz