Andi Dorfman and Chris Harrison.

Bitch boys. 11 hours ago

With abs like those, who needs Mormons? 9 hours ago

"Hahahaha!" (Kill me these people are cray cray) 17 hours ago

Gabbin' with the girls (who all sucked face with the same dude). 12 hours ago

James's head.

Bryden doesn't need Des when he's knee deep in Montana snatch.

Brad has almost as much charisma as a dirty gym sock.

Desiree's heart and mouth are wide open.   

6 hours ago 6 hours ago Playboy gets told.

Last time I had a sparkle, it took antibiotics to get rid of it.

If Tierra is drama-free, then I'm Miles Davis. 12 hours ago 12 hours ago

Is that a rattlesnake crawling up Sean's pants, or is he just canoodling with the Iraqi Jamie Lynn Sigler?

Sean's like a born-again virgin in a titty store.

Asexual Sean does his best non-asexual person impression.

"If things don't work out, Ash, I'd still fuck you." - Chris Harrison

If Ed left, nobody else would ever be drunk enough to make out with Jaclyn.

Jamie would like to switch partners, because her current partner is a lame 32-year-old virgin who can't drive.

The Wild n' Crazy Guy routine gets old fast.

Jef will finally earn that second F with Emily.