Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap, Season 9, Episode 13 - "Camels, Cabo and Catflights"

Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 9, Episode 3 - "The Jersey Breakfast Club"

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Season 9 Episode 1 - "Wives and Dismeanors"

Real Housewives of New Jersey, Episode 11 - "Gators and Haters"

The Marcheses.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Episode 9 - "There Will Be Bloodwork"

Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap, Episode 1 - "Garden State of Emergency"

Horsey Face and Chewbacca, reunited.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion - Part 3

Don't sniff the elephant.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4 - Reunion, Part 2

Joe Giudice offers an impassioned defense against sordid cheating allegations.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 8 - "Best Friends for Never"

I don't want to know what she's planning on doing with those fingers. Ok, yes I do.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 6 - "Uncivil Union"

Rosie Pierri shares the shocking news that she is a lesbian.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 4 - "Drowning Pool"

Melissa Gorga is a good woman because she puts towels on kids.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 3 - "Third Eye Blind"

Third eye blind.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 2 - "Poker Face"

This one's for Lebanon, bitch.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 1 - "High Tide, Low Blow"

Juicy Joe smells a rat.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 6 - "Whine and Dine"

With the tools she's given them to succeed, Caroline's children are taking over the world. photo -bravotv.com

Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 3 - "Sealed with a Diss"

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 2 - "Drop Dead Gorgas"

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 1 - " In the Name of the Father "

See what you're missing, Jews? photo-bravotv.com

Real Housewives of New Jersey - Reunion Part II

Danielle Staub caresses the severed head of hug victim Jacqueline Laurita.

JACQUELINE LAURITA - I'm sorry for everything, Danielle. Especially for calling you a coke whore. You were only selling the coke, and you never actually asked for money from all the strange men you've had sex with.

DANIELLE STAUB - I really appreciate that. And I'm sorry for taking boxing lessons for the sole purpose of killing you. Can I have a hug?

JACQUELINE - Sure, I guess.

DANIELLE - **squeezing Jacqueline really, really tightly** This feels real nice. All curled up in the squishiness of Jacqueline. **several awkward minutes pass**

ANDY COHEN - Aw, how sweet.

Real Housewives of New Jersey - Reunion Part I

Bravo executive Andy Cohen gets stuck cleaning bits of faux flesh out of the floorboards after another violent Real Housewives reunion.

ANDY COHEN - Let's talk about your sex tape.

DANIELLE STAUB - Love recording.

ANDY COHEN - Sure. Love recording.

JACQUELINE LAURITA - That's not love. Believe me, I watched it. In slow motion. Twice. Naked.