"This is a picture of a pretty city."

In Liz's world, partying is only acceptable if you're under the age of 12.

Work is for squares.

Only in Williamsburg could someone named The Sucklord be called "too commercial."

You'd think the Asian girl on the show was Claudia, because of The Babysitter's Club, but that is not the case here.

Amy is "from a good family", which means she can hang out around the toilets and not feel weird about it.

Brooklyn boys smell bad and throw stuff.