Dance Moms Recap, Episode 23 - "Two Girls, One Solo"

Dance Moms Recap, Episode 18 - "Candy Apples Showdown"

There's no crying in robot dancing.

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "Revenge of the Replacements"

"Fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty." - Clever American Insult.

Dance Moms, Episode 4 - "Liar Liar Dance Mom on Fire!"

Hoarding: Buried Alive - Abby Lee's garage.

Dance Moms, Season 3 Episode 3 - "But I'm A National Champion!"

Uh-buh-bye.

Dance Moms, Episode 2 - "Out With The Old, In With The New"

Abby changes dancers like she changes her underwear - quarterly.

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "How Do You Like Them Apples?"

If you fail in Ohio, you'll fail anywhere.

Dance Moms Episode 3 - "I Know What You Did Last Competition"

Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips.

Dance Moms Episode 2 - "Night of the Living Dancers**

Dance Moms Episode 13 - "Abbygeddon"

Dance Moms Episode 12 - "Waiting for Joffrey"

Dance Moms Episode 11 - "Melissa Pleads the Fifth"

Dance Moms, Episode 10 - "Miami Heat Wave"

Nia forgives and forgets.

Dance Moms Episode 9 - "Topless Showgirls"

You can leave your fan on.

Dance Moms Episode 8 - "The Runaway Mom"

Cathy brings shame on the great state of Ohio.

Dance Moms Episode 7 - "Bullets and Ballet"

MuAH!

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "Wardrobe Malfunctions"

Nothin' says Texas Hospitality like a cold gymnasium floor.

Dance Moms, Episode 5 - "''Like Putting Lipstick on a Pig''

Brooke does some weird ass shit that has been referred to as "dancing"

Dance Moms, Episode 3 - "Brooke's Turning Point"

Holly Madison lends Maddie her costume from Peepshow!

Dance Moms, Episode 2 - "Return Of The Candy Apples"

She's back, and rocking smart casual from Talbot's.