Shannon waits for Vicki and Tamra at the Puerto Vallarta airport...
SHANNON BEADOR - We're in Mexico, and you know what that means!
AIRPORT EMPLOYEE - Appreciation of our rich heritage, and educational visits to important cultural sites?
SHANNON BEADOR - If by "rich heritage" you mean tequila out of a penis-shaped plastic cup, and by "important cultural sites" you mean rotting dive bars frequented by white people in their fifties.
AIRPORT EMPLOYEE - Sure. Fuck it. **wipes up their broken glass and urine**
