| I think that's the first stainless steel appliance we've ever seen on this show. |
In Bullhead City, Arizona, Max and Nev meet Ramon...
RAMON PONCE - My life is tough, man. I live rent-free with my dad and have a full-time job.
NEV SCHULMAN - That IS tough.
RAMON PONCE - Thanks, I know. So I turned to the internet to get my kicks. This is Paola. **shows monitor with pic of Paola**
MAX JOSEPH - **winks** Hola, Paola.
RAMON - She works at Sephora and has an irrational fear of video-chat systems. Basically, my dream girl.
NEV SCHULMAN - **seeing picture** Damn. **looks down at his pants** Down, boy.
RAMON - The problem is that I gave her my bank account info -
NEV SCHULMAN - **chokes on coffee**
RAMON - And she won't even let me see her nose, let alone her fuzzy treasure.
MAX JOSEPH - **chokes on coffee** Excuse me?
RAMON - That's the name I use for the hair on the nape of the neck.
NEV SCHULMAN - Well, we're gonna get you that fuzzy treasure, Ramon. Let's make like Ponce de Leon and head to Northern Florida.
RAMON - Who?
NEV SCHULMAN - Forget it.
In Deltona, Florida, the men meet the real Paola...
LOYDA - Hi, I'm Loyda.
RAMON - I know.
NEV SCHULMAN- Wait - you KNOW?!?
RAMON - Shit, I meant, who replaced my Sephora beauty with this McDonald's-employed nugget?! The outrage! I demand a recount!
MAX JOSEPH - So you already knew Loyda was who you were chatting with, but you made us fly to this swampy shit hole any way??
LOYDA - Hey, I resent that. This is a great community.
NEV SCHULMAN - Why are we even here?
RAMON - Well, I also kinda need to reclaim all the stuff I sent her, so there's that...
They sit down in the living room with Loyda, her mother, and brother...
RAMON - Can I have my Wii Fit back? Doesn't look like you've been using it.
LOYDA - Fine.
RAMON - And my three grand would be nice, too.
LOYDA - The three grand is, uh, indisposed.
NEV SCHULMAN - What's that on your finger?
LOYDA SR, LOYDA'S MOM - Mi hija is ENGAGED. Ramon sent her the ring in the mail.
LOYDA - No, he didn't, mom. I sent it to myself.
LOYDA SR, LOYDA'S MOM - Mi hija is a trustworthy, honest girl.
LOYDA - I'm actually a huge liar.
LOYDA SR, LOYDA'S MOM - She is thin, beautiful, and sexually alluring.
MAX JOSEPH - Ok, at this point I think it's safe to say this woman be cray.
Ramon and Loyda sit on the couch alone together...
LOYDA - So what now?
RAMON - I guess since we've spent so much time talking to each other, we might as well see how things are face to face.
LOYDA - Ok, great! **takes off all her clothes, tries to mount him**
RAMON - NO, I MEANT AS FRIENDS!!!!
LOYDA - Oh. **sits back down on the couch, nude** Well, this is embarrassing.
Three months later, Nev and Joseph video chat with Ramon...
NEV SCHULMAN - What's new with you Ramon?
RAMON - Well, I sprouted some new body hair - **pulls down shorts**
NEV SCHULMAN - **closes window** Yikes! Don't need to see that. Let's move on to Loyda. Hi, Loyda!
LOYDA - Hi, guys! Great news - I've got a new boo, who accepts me for me.
MAX JOSEPH - **to Nev** I don't get it, man. How am I still single and this... person... found someone in three months?!
NEV SCHULMAN - Try Just For Men.
THE END
Now that the Manti Teo scandal has made Catfishing a mainstream term, I was kind of hoping this show would up the ante somehow...not sure how, but I would think they would have a bigger budget, but this is more of the same. Not that it's bad, would've just liked to see it go to the next level. The one thing I DID notice about this episode is that it's clear more people are watching the show and really wanting to be on it - case in point, Ramon - it's so obvious he wanted to be on the show no matter what.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I loved that they played "San Francisco" by The Mowgli's when Nev and Max head out to Arizona to meet Ramon in person. That song has become my summer 2013 jam.
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