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| If Kim's exit means never having to see images like this again, I'm down. |
At the Go-Kart track...
PHAEDRA PARKS - Kenya, this is my husband, Apollo.
KENYA MOORE - Oooooo, he is FOINE.
APOLLO NIDA - Aw, c'mon, now. I'm not THAT good-looking. **takes off his sunglasses, admires himself in their mirrored lenses**
KENYA MOORE - I'm serious! Look at those bulging muscles!
APOLLO NIDA - What, these old things? **takes off his shirt, flexes**
KENYA MOORE - And modest, too!
APOLLO NIDA - So modest that I didn't even vote for myself when I was nominated "Inmate of the Year" for the Georgia State Penitentiary superlatives. I won anyway.
KENYA MOORE - Walter, will you excuse me for a second?
WALTER - Sure. I actually don't give a fuck WHAT you do. Ever.
**Kenya gives Apollo a BJ under the table**
PHAEDRA PARKS - Oh my. That is not very polite.
Kim has lunch with her daughters...
ARIANA ZOLCIAK - Mom, was I a planned pregnancy?
KIM ZOLCIAK - Yes. Your father, who I must note is not the same person as Brielle's father, planned to ejaculate inside of me three seconds before he did.
BRIELLE ZOLCIAK - And me? Was I planned?
KIM ZOLCIAK - I was 19. What do you think?
BRIELLE ZOLCIAK - That you were trying to trap Dad so you'd never have to work a day in your life?
KIM ZOLCIAK - Bingo. And I did the same thing with Kroy, and I'll do it again with the next guy.
BRIELLE ZOLCIAK - You know, Mom, God created this thing called birth control...
KIM ZOLCIAK - He also created credit cards, so you can keep poppin' 'em out like a Kegel ball.
ARIANA ZOLCIAK - I don't think God created either of those things.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Who taught you to talk like that?
ARIANA ZOLCIAK - Kids at school.
Cynthia invites the women to lunch to discuss their trip to Anguilla...
CYNTHIA BAILEY - **goes around in a circle** Kandi, you're invited, Phaedra, you're invited, Nene, you're invited, **skips Kenya**.... Kim, you're invited...
KENYA MOORE - What about me?
CYNTHIA BAILEY - Sorry, no former Miss Americas in Anguilla. State law.
KENYA MOORE - Lucky for us, I was Miss USA.
CYNTHIA BAILEY - FUCK! I knew learning the difference between those two would help me out one day.
KIM ZOLCIAK - I've got some exciting news. My doctor says at 72 weeks, it's still safe to travel.
KANDI BURRUSS - Good, because I've got some new pregnancy sex toys I want you to test out.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Oh. But, uh... I'm already at 78 weeks. Sorry! Can't go.
NENE LEAKES - Is this like when Phaedra said her baby was due three weeks into her pregnancy?
PHAEDRA PARKS - We can plan all we want, but nature is in control.
KIM ZOLCIAK - Are you calling me a liar, NeNe?
NENE LEAKES - Is The New Normal a piece of shit?
KIM ZOLCIAK - I'm out of here. I'd rather be with members of my immediate family, who are either too dumb or too young to know what a liar I am. **runs outside, takes off her mic and leaves on ground**
STRANGER ON THE STREET - Excuse me, miss, you dropped this...
KIM ZOLCIAK - FUCK YOU!!! **throws mic in his face**
STRANGER ON THE STREET - I thought people in the South were supposed to be friendly.
THE END.
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