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| Rosie Pierri shares the shocking news that she is a lesbian. |
The Wakiles gather at a pizzeria...
ROSIE PIERRI - **ringing her hands, nervously** Kids, I got something to tell you.
VICTORIA WAKILE - We already know you're a lesbian.
ROSIE PIERRI - What?! How did you know?
JOEY WAKILE - The same way I know the sky is blue and that my dad's eyesight is poor.
ROSIE PIERRI - Well, that was easy. **points to pizza crust** You gonna eat that?
At the Wakile shore house...
RICHIE WAKILE - Hey, Rosie. I hired some Russian teenagers for you to gawk at.
ROSIE PIERRI - Nah, that's not my thing.
RICHIE WAKILE - Is a retired baller's slam piece with inked flotation devices stapled to her chest your thing?
ROSIE PIERRI - Only if she's 52.
KATHY WAKILE - Perfect! Meet Heather Robinson.
HEATHER ROBINSON - Hey-yo! **rubs fake breasts against Rosie in the hot tub**
ROSIE PIERRI - So does this mean we're hooking up later?
HEATHER ROBINSON - Huh? No way. It means there are cameras here and I'll take masculine attention wherever I can get it.
At a dangerous abandoned warehouse, in what I'm assuming is Paterson...
JOE GORGA - Welcome to the future in dangerous warehouse living.
MELISSA GORGA - Wow! So we own this beautiful piece of property?
JOE GORGA - You betcha. Homeless people are scheduled to start moving in tomorrow. Big money in that market.
MELISSA GORGA - **whispers** It... Feels... Creepy. **starts running around like she's in a horror movie**
JOE GORGA - What the fuck are you doing?
MELISSA GORGA - Shhh, dumbass! I'm working on my audition tape for Drop Dead Diva. They'll let anyone on their show.
JOE GORGA - Oh yeah. Hey, don't step on that rusty nail. I want to keep everything authentic for our new tenants.
On the bus back to Jamie Laurita's Tree Of Life house in Barrington, Illinois...
ALBERT MANZO - PU. Who farted?
JOE GIUDICE - Must be Gregg. He's got the loosest asshole.
GREG BENNETT - Nice. Thanks.
JOE GIUDICE - No, I just meant that cuz you're gay.
GREG BENNETT - Got it.
JOE GIUDICE - And because you're the most likely to have a dick up your ass, farts slide out more easily.
GREG BENNETT - Alright. Enough.
JOE GIUDICE - No harm meant. It's just that out of everybody here, you have anal sex, so you pass gas more.
CAROLINE MANZO - It was me.
JOE GIUDICE - Whoa. Albert, I didn't know you were that kinda guy.
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