In the limo on the way to Camille Grammar's Creaky Beavers Estate...
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Ken said therapy is for weak people, and I am offended, because I am in therapy.
LISA VANDERPUMP - My husband is like a thousand years old. You actually take what he says seriously?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG- Yes, because he is very rich.
LISA VANDERPUMP - Well, I don't know what you want me to say... I can't apologize on his behalf.
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Yes, you can.
LISA VANDERPUMP - Ok, I'm sorry for Ken. Happy?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Hmmm. Nope.
KIM RICHARDS - I love walking on train tracks with old stuff and talking in French with people close to you.
ADRIENNE MALOOF - How can you ladies argue while this nut job over here babbles? Doesn't it put things in perspective?
KIM RICHARDS - Look at this bunion! Feels like its covered in hairy barnacles of joy!
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - I guess you're right. Sorry, Lisa.
LISA VANDERPUMP - Ok. Whatever.
KYLE RICHARDS - You guys like my traveling hat? Anybody?
In the hot tub at Camille Grammar's Creak Beavers Estate...
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - There's only so much a woman can take.
KYLE RICHARDS - Can take... Of what?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - It's just... so hard.
KYLE RICHARDS - Hard. Ok, we're talking about something hard. Diamonds? Wooden planks?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - I feel like I'm drowning!
KYLE RICHARDS - Alright, now we're getting somewhere... Drowning, in water? Goo?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - I'm so... Scared.
KYLE RICHARDS - You're scared. Scary things... monsters? Poor people?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Is this all worth it? I just don't know.
KYLE RICHARDS - Can you please tell me what the fuck you're talking about?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - I'm reaching my breaking point here!
KYLE RICHARDS - I'm going to go dry out. You can keep talking in dramatic cliches, if you want. **leaves**
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - **to herself** Shit. This is not how it happens on Lifetime.
In the Kim's guest room at Camille Grammar's Creak Beavers Estate......
KIM RICHARDS - **shaking** I'm so sick.
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - What's wrong?
KIM RICHARDS - I don't know. My head hurts. I'm shaking. I feel weak and nauseous.
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Oh. That's probably just withdrawals from alcoholism.
KIM RICHARDS - What?! I'm not an alcoholic. You're nuts.
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Here, drink this bottle of "Jesus Juice."
KIM RICHARDS - Is that like Tropicana?
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Uh... Sure.
KIM RICHARDS - **chugs the whole bottle in one sip** Ah! Better. All it took was some good ol' Vitamin C.
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG - Uh huh. Yeah you right.
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