Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 3 - "The Prince and I"

Patti takes Groupon Daniel to a land called 2009, where fedoras are cool.

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 2 - "The Chauvinist and the Playboy"

Tori Spelling, the best example of modern motherhood available on the day this show was filming.

Dance Moms Episode 6 - "Dying to Dance"

SICKLE FEET! photo - liftetime.com

The Millionaire Matchmaker Episode 1 - "There's No Place Like Home"

Patti's back, and with a new face! photo - bravotv.com

Dance Moms Episode 5 - "When Stars Collide"

A "casting agent" scouts in Pittsburgh, the nation's hotbed of young, promising talent. photo - lifetime.com

Flipping Out Episode 5 - "Dropping the Axe"

The Bachelorette Finale