The Bachelorette Episode 9

Constantine does not like Ashley on a plane, he does not like her in the rain, he does not like her in the heat, he does not like her in a suite... photo - ABC.com

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Episode 5 - "Kendall Goes on Birth Control"

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The Bachelorette Episode 8

"Ames and the Giant Magnolia Tree", by Roald Dahl. photo-abc.com

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Episode 4 - "Thicker Than Water"

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Sonja learns to do the "Kirk Douglas." photo - bravotv.com

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Not even Bruno Mars can save us. photo -mtv.com

The Bachelorette Episode 7 -

Ashley contemplates how she's going to send Ryan home before he stuffs her lifeless corpse in a Taiwanese trash can. photo - abc.com

The Challenge: Rivals Episode 3 - "Underdog Day Afternoon"

CT menacingly close-talking with another dude is a familiar sight on the challenges. photo - mtv.com

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