Reality Redone: June 2011

Thursday, June 30, 2011

The male-attention seeking pot calls the Brazilian kettle black. photo - mtv.com

Bentley's "dragon boat" sinks whenever he thinks about Ashley. photo - abc.com

photo - bravotv.com

On Rivals, the chronically unemployed play games for money. photo - mtv.com

June 22 is now officially "Mario Singer Day" in New York State.
‘Housewives of NYC’ star talks getting pushed by castmate’s husband

Remember when Kirstie Alley fell on Maks? Yeah.
Kim Zolciak (Still) Wants to Be on Dancing With the Stars

Funny that appearing on a dating reality show is considered legit, but wanted to meet someone online is crossing the line.
'The Bachelorette' Deleted Scenes: Ben C. Says Desire to Online Date was a 'Joke'

"Show your boobs, highlight your hair, stare blankly into space."
Marie Claire: Fashion Tips From Audrina Patridge

Ben C. is "not here for the right reasons" or whatever. Photo- abc.com

Can you blame Brooks? He is only a man, after all.
Vicki Gunvalson Has Been Involved with New Boyfriend For Years - Says His Ex

Countdown to dead bodies found in his trunk begins.
Vicki Gunvalson's Boyfriend has ANOTHER Arrest: For DUI!

Those kids are going to be boring as fuck.
Former bachelor Chris Lambton and bachelorette Peyton Wright engaged

Do "fans" attack the object of their fandom? Or has the definition of "fan" evolved?
'Teen Mom 2' Jenelle Evans Attacked At Gas Station By Crazy Fan?

You and every twenty-something administrative assistant in Council Bluffs, Larry.
VIDEO - Larry David wants to "kill" The Bachelorette's villian Bentley Williams

With the tools she's given them to succeed, Caroline's children are taking over the world. photo -bravotv.com

This would go great with my goatee! photo - bravotv.com

A punk is a punk and the Giudices are punks.
Teresa Giudice 'Assaulted' in Bar Brawl, Says Attorney

I love that someone relocated from Atlanta to New York for a job waxing vaginas.
NYC Housewife Cindy Barshop the Subject of A Racial Discrimination Lawsuit, Denies Allegations

Whatever you say, Kris Allen Part Two But Not As Hot.
Scotty McCreery 'wants to separate self from Idol'

You don't go to Mike Fleiss. Mike Fleiss comes to you.
Emily Maynard Approaches ABC to Be the Next 'Bachelorette'

Another injury? Roberto Martinez is looking more and more like Erik Estrada every day. Cuz Erik Estrada used to beat his wife. Not because they're both Hispanic. Although they are.
'Bachelorette' Star Ali Fedotowsky Suffers Knee Injury

Brooks Ayers and Slade Smiley should get a spinoff: "Deadbeat Dads." Or something more creative than that.
‘Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Star Vicki Gunvalson Dating Deadbeat Dad — What A Hypocrite!

An Appalachian Kevin Federline in the making. Except he hasn't impregnated anyone famous. Yet.
'Teen Mom' Leah Messer's ex is having another baby!

The Bachelor franchise brings back its only gay contestant. Which is Jake Pavelka, if that wasn't clear.
'Bachelor Pad' cast: Jake and Vienna together again, plus Gia, 'Rated R' and more