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| Despite his smart-guy glasses, The Situation finds the concept of words difficult to grasp. |
THE SITUATION - Accepting gifts from Jose, then hooking up with Vinny? You're a whore!
ANGELINA - Um, HELLO?! Wouldn't a whore have sex with the person giving her gifts?
THE SITUATION - No, you got it all wrong. The skanks we take home from the club and kick out? Whores. But the ladies I take to Olive Garden and THEN get to have sex with me? Classy ladies.
PAULY D - Wife those bitches up, forreal.
ANGELINA - So, lemme get this straight. The ones who demand authentic Italian meals for moderate prices are ladies, and the ones who have sex with you for nothing are prostitutes?
THE SITUATION - Prostitutes? Who said anything about prostitutes?
PAULY D - Yeah... we're talkin' whoahs here!
ANGELINA - A whore is the same thing, dumbass.
THE SITUATION - I ain't never heard that, dog.
PAULY D - Me neither. You trippin', Trash Bags.
THE SITUATION - Next you're gonna tell me the Tooth Fairy is alive. The Tooth Fairy is dead.
PAULY D - Damn shame, too. She was a nice lady.
ANGELINA - Um, HELLO?! Dead and never existing are not the same thing!
THE SITUATION - Huh? The Tooth Fairy is dead, just like Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and Paul Newman are dead.
PAULY D - Shit. I'm gettin' a little teary-eyed over here.
ANGELINA - You know what? I'm a bartender with a GED and I could kill both of you on "Who's Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?".
THE SITUATION - Oh yeah? Then answer me this. Where'd I get this bedazzled cross baseball cap?
ANGELINA - I don't frickin' know. Lids.
THE SITUATION - Haha, idiot. My mom made it.
ANGELINA - That's not general fifth grade knowledge!
THE SITUATION -Yeah, it is. My nephew's in fourth grade and he knows the answer.
PAULY D - Run and tell that, Jeff Foxworthy!
ANGELINA -You two are the stupidest pricks in the world.
THE SITUATION - Whatever. Whore.
PAULY D - Yeah. Whoah.
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